Plot[ edit ] Erik Stifler John White has a difficult time living up to his family name. He is Steve and Matt Stifler's cousin, and is perhaps the only Stifler about to graduate from high school as a virgin. The film opens with Erik feigning illness so that he can stay home and masturbate. Unfortunately, just as he is about to ejaculate , his parents and grandmother unexpectedly walk into the door and are hit with Erik's semen , after which his grandmother dies of a heart attack. Erik's dad later surmises that, as a Stifler, his son should be out having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't lock my door, and nothing has ever been stolen. I know everyone on my hall and almost everyone in the building, so I have no worries. No one who matters for the most part goes to athletic events, unless you have a friend who's playing. We have some crazy awesome guest speakers that come lecture here- we've had internationally renowned slam poets, cutting edge economic scholars, authors
Quite a tale, here's mine: I did run once when I was not quite sober, not quite drunk, and not quite yet hungover, if you can understand this state. I had a six pack of Yuengling Lager pounders followed by a few bottles of Miller Lite at a bar.